- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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