whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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THE END.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Black...

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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