Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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