- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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