- Anti Joke

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400