- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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