You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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