- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Black People.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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