Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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