Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What black and has children A black man

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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42, that is all

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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