whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Not a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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