What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Harry Styles

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Cool Brian

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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gay porn...

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Anti Joke

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