What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

There's my tractor.

whats 69+2? 71

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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