What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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