- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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