A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Knock knock. Racism.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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