- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock knock. Racism.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Kathy Griffin.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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