2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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