- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

your mother hates you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

i am and me is i

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

1 + 1 = 3

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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