- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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