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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

This is not a joke or is it

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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