- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How much Is a free app on my market?

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Knock knock ... No ones home

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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