roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Basically copying you.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Anti Joke

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