- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Justin's hair

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Canadians

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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