question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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