- Anti Joke

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.