- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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