- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Corn Muffins

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Tunechi

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Help I'm being raped!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A white person at Harvard

whats white and pointless? chalk.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Are you Drew?

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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