Justin Bieber.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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you lose.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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black people

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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