- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

whats good about poland... fukk all

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

There's a god, just kidding.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

A man sat on a chair

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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