Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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