Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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drugs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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