- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Bumsniffer

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

I killed someone on minecraft.

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