What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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