What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

ugh good riddance

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Jaden McMichael

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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