- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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