- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

split your ass cheek

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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