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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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boobs.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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guess what chicken butt

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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s e m e n

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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