What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Hillary Clinton

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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