- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A man sat on a chair

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

where do some birds live in? Earth

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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