- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

roses are red, violets are blue.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

politically correct!

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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