- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

elen degeneres is straight....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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