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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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