- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Me Neither.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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