- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

a fish swimming in the water swims

My parents died!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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