- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Womens Rights

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

PENIS

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Oh...okay, good.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Knock Knock! Come in.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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