- Anti Joke

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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