- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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