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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

An irish man walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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