- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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