Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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