What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Hey

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Anti Joke

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