- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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