Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Nuneaton..

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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