Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Nuneaton..

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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