Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Republicans

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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