How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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