- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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