- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

your no better than a cockroach

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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