- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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