Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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