"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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