Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

homework

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

learn the ropes?

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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