Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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"33"

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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The Barackness Monster

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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