There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

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