How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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