Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Gay Rights

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

A midget walks under a bar

What is White over Black? Society.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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