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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Brad Fuller!

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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