Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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