A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Donald Trump.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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F? No k

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Breast cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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