So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

The Female Orgasm

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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