If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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my gramma died

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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