hi bye

Hitler

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Thumbs this up

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

He walked in a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

In soviet russia, roses are violet

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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