sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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hey justin

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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