- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Autism speaks but not really

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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