- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Grammer is very important

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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