What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I am a joke. I am funny.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

luke moore cant pull it back

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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