What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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No.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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